Jesus L’Oreal – Inn Stable Condition(er)

December 15, 2019 8:00 pm
December 15, 2019 9:45 pm


‘Halleberrylujah, give praise to the birthday boy as he’s making a festive back comb, er, come back! Your fitness and lifestyle guru Jesus L’Oréal descends once again in a cloud of Myrrh scented Febreeze with a special extended version of his service. Join him for a high-energy service of song, dance and Jehovah’s Fitness as he regales you with many fabulous stories of his life including of course, being born in a barn surrounded by ass. Behold, as he offers styling tips from The Rivers of Babyliss and shows you how shift a stone in 3 days by flexing those Pentecostal Muscles! It’s his birthday and you’re all invited – unless you’re Santa…. or Gwyneth Paltrow.’

“A riotously funny romp and Jesus L’Oreal has thighs to behold – something for everyone!” Spider-Man, TOM HOLLAND

“A performer of great wit and style. Jesus brought the house down at my Club Cumming parties” ALAN CUMMING

“Enough to make anyone proclaim ‘Halleberrylujah!” **** THE LIST 

“Exactly what a Summer Heights High version of ‘Jesus the Musical’ would be like” **** SCOTSGAY


Venue Information

About the venue:

  • The entrance to the Gilded Balloon Basement is on Rose Street Lane South on the corner of the Rose Theatre Edinburgh.
  • Accessibility: the GB Basement is accessed by 12 stairs down. For more information about accessibility head over to our Accessibility page
  • Doors, bar and box office are open 45 minutes prior to show start time (1 hour for special events)
  • We have a lovely wee bar serving a variety of drinks and snacks.